Quote Mania!

These are quotes from a day spent at Bajio, The Chocolate, and etc.  We were all clearly having a lot of fun.

S: "If I were a sea monster, I would be a sea horse!"
A1: "That's not a sea monster!"
S: "A big one!"
A1: "Oh."
J: "A sea horse?  What would be your power? BUBBLES!! *squiggly dance*"
S: "I would kill them with cuteness. Or let them ride my back and then throw them off into the sharp coral."
J: "And then BUBBLES!!" *squiggly dance*


(Summarized and paraphrased for ease of recording, but the basic gist)
J: Someday, A1, I will give you a unicorn.
A1: I don't want a unicorn. I hate unicorns.  They're white.
J: Racist!  But it is a love unicorn!
A1: Maybe only if it is black.  With a silver horn.
J: And it will impale your enemies.  And it will lead you out of the forest.
A1: Why am I in the forest?
J: Well, if you're seeing a unicorn, then you're in the forest!


J (to S): "Did you just say you are going to set her up with my old man?"


J: "You said a sentence, and it reminded me of a sentence I said earlier, which reminded me of a word, and I thought, Why??"


A1 (to A2): "J achieved chicken nirvana while you were gone."


A1: "I wish I could make lime happen to my salad without it happening to my fingers."
S: "I could squeeze your limes for you."
A1: "Don't worry, I won't make you squeeze my limes."
J: "What are you saying about her boobs?"
S: "Well I was mostly thinking it could be a vague body part. Like elbows."
J: "Oh, well, then I can squeeze your limes anytime."


A1: "I have to buy wide-calf boots to accommodate my large calf muscles."
S: "I need that for my ankles. Do they make wide-ankle ones?"
J: "I'm sure those are the same. Cuz they have to start somewhere." (meaning calves)


A2: "Getting out of the car is like being birthed."
A1: "I was thinking the same thing!"
(later on)
A2: "So, if getting out of the car is birth, is getting into the car conception?"


A1: "I want a new shirt.  Maybe if I do my laundry, it will be like I have a new shirt."


J: "There is a little old Scottish man who comes into work and he rides a scooter.  I love him and his amazing accent.  I could be his trophy wife."
S: "But then he would want to love you.  That's why they have little blue pills."
J: "And I would replace those little blue pills with vitamins."
S: "And he would say, 'Well I can't seem to stay up, but I sure feel great!'"