the hilarious things we all say sometimes

These are some fun and exciting quotes that have occurred as of late, for your laughing enjoyment.


Jenn: "Steve doesn't like cross-dressing."

Jenn: "All of us were on our feet working all day, just so we could party.  Why do people party?  It's just a lot of work.  They're crazy!!"

Steve: "Who's the Prince fan back there who is sad that we skipped the Prince song?"
Nephew 9: "It was me!"

Jenn: "Pesto salmon, is weird.  That's what we've learned today."

Jenn: "I need to go home and drink.... water..."

Jenn: "We are sexy dancing people."
Steve: "No exclamation mark at the end?"
Jei: "No. It's just a fact."
Mom: "Of course you are.  Dance on."

Steve: "I can't remember the name of that restaurant, but it's a bit more expensive."
Jei: "Yeah, that's because they actually cook your food."

Jei: "You can keep them around to wear for when you do things where they might break.  Like sports.  All those sports you do.  Your secret sports."
(Me trying to convince Jenn, who plays no sports, that her new glasses she doesn't like will have a good use.)

Jei: "Have you seen Scott Pilgrim vs. the World?"
Amber: "No.  You?"
Jei.  "Yes.  I am in love with it.  Tomorrow I am marrying it, and on Saturday we are having babies.  Little bass playing Canadian babies."
Amber: "Wow, quick gestation period."
Jei: "That's how they do it in Canada."
Amber: "Makes for easier planning, I guess."

(During the middle of dinner.)
Niece 7: "I'm going to take my pants off, right now."
(And she did.)

(He randomly runs up to Jenn, out of the blue)
Nephew 9: "Mom, I was coughing and coughing a lot and coughed so much that I threw up a little bit, so if the floor is kind of slippery, that's why."