Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2011

Textes

Here are some textes that we decided to share with you. Enjoy :)

 To Amanda's phone:
From Amber: I had a dream that you went on a mission. I was sad because you left me for 2 years. And because you took all my fingernail polish.
5-11-10

From Amber: I almost texted Jennell that I miss dating Batman
1-19-11

From Jennell: When you see Amber, poke her for me. Tell her it is a poke of love from me
2-2-11

To Amber's phone:
From Jennell:
Amber is so awesome
Amber is so cool,
anyone who says otherwise is obviously a fool.
She’s a sexy lady
she’s got fantastic hair,
she and David Boreanez
would make quite a pair.
5-4-10

From Jennell:
Happy birthday to a soxy fox!
Hope you get cool things in a box.
Full of mens and pens and moneys.
Hot cars that work and days that are sunny.
Ryan Reynolds and degrees galore,
robots and sexy man maids to do all your chores.
Your amazingness is song enough,
but you are so sweet and yet so tough.
Amber is the awesomest sauce,
she is so sleek and so boss.
I like her lots and wish her well,
and a happy birthday that is way more than super swell!
11-28-10

From Jennell:
Amber, my Amber,
I like her a whole bunch!
She’s finally done with finals and can have some pizza for lunch!
She passed them all with stars galore,
math and insurance are no longer there to bore.
Around Christmastime and sewing and fun she can hover,
because strong bad now says that “it’s over!”
12-16-10

From Jennell (she was in the east coast and so the new year came sooner to her than it did to us): It’s like time travel but not. I am texting you this from a different year than you are in! And a different decade!
12-31-10

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Party like it's stardate -323000.63378361234

I thought you ladies might appreciate this video. I found it quite funny. Also: yes, I am nerdy enough that I found a website to calculate the Star Trek stardate equivalent of 1999. I too am in awe.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Haha

Amber: Look how long my bangs are, I just got my hair cut 2 weeks ago!
Serena: You have fast hair. Crazy fast hair. I bet it would sleep with someone on the first date.
Amber: It would sleep with someone it met on the subway. 

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Funny video

This is one of the things that kept us laughing this weekend at my birthday party (more on that later). You should watch it, and laugh.



"Don't punch.....our car" :D