Taking place immediately after the dinner prayer today:
Nephew 9: "Are we having eggs for dinner?"
Grandpa: "No, why do you think we're having eggs?"
Nephew 9: "Because Nana asked to bless the hens that prepared this meal."
Bonus:
Super helpful baking instructions in recipes we have made recently:
Bread pudding recipe: "You will know it is done because it will jiggle like a thigh, a well-endowed thigh."
Vanilla cake recipe: "When it is ready, it will smell done."
I like the instructions on the recipes. How would someone skinny know when the bread pudding was done though? Not all of us are blessed with well-endowed thighs, you know.
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